I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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