why didn't you poke me back
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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