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Are you still giving blowjobs?

(1-850): View more from Florida

Who is this?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

You could give me a blowjob later? :)

(1-321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I meant do something romantic..

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Blowjob In the moonlight?

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(772): View more from Florida

it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night

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(256): View more from Alabama

He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.

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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.

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(770): View more from Georgia

If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?

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(512): View more from Texas

the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe

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