normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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