so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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