well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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