Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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