she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I would ride that face into the sunset
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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