Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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