Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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