singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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