you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm both gender and math confused
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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