a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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