I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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