Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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