my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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