That's intense
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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