I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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