hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it