Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck