I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If I die, sorry about rent.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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