i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.