Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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