Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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