dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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