Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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