he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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