Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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