he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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