I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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