Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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