His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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