ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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