He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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