is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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