This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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