just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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