she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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