So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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