Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
