He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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