I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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