I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize