Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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