so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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