what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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