but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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