BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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