how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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