i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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