You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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