Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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