when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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