I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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