too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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