were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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