But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
His nipple licking is glorious
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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